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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go
before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's
only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets
in. The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go
to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're
the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God
to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The angel thanks Dolly, and
asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen drops her skirt and panties,
takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with
it. The angel says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged.
"What
was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you
turn me down. She performs a rude act of hygiene and she gets in. Can you
explain
that to me?" "Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal
flush beats two of a kind.
I love it! :}
eh ok that was a grose joke.